We're all a bit mad here...

Do you ever get to a point in your life where you stop and think ... How the fuck did I get here, to this point? This was not my plan.
That's where I am. I'm at that point. I cant quite pinpoint where exactly my direction changed course. But finding my way back to my original path has proven extremely difficult.
Just an update. Carry on.

Kiss the ring, but never touch the crown...

I'd like to take a moment to highlight one of the most amazing women on the planet, Iman Woods. Iman is truly one of the most beautiful, talented, strongest, and empowering women that I have been blessed to call a friend. Her light is absolutely immeasurable. What Iman does for women is priceless, and I am so honored and humbled to be a part of it.
Recently Iman celebrated 31 years of life! But really it was everyone who knew her that was actually celebrating the most. I know I was. Every year that I am fortunate enough to spend with Iman as a friend is a cause for celebration if you ask me. So shout out to her Mama, thank you so hard for bringing such an amazing human into this world!
I cannot wait to see what 2012 brings to our little Pin-Up family, I know whatever it is it will be motherfucking fabulous cos that's the only way we know how to do it!
Unfortunately I was unable to make this year's birthday soiree, but if you know Iman you know she does everything big! This year she celebrated in royal fashion throwing a Royal Birthday Ball! There is nothing more appropriate for celebrating Iman's life than a Royal Ball, on a count of she is truly a QUEEN.

Happy Birthday Iman, I love you Mama!

what's that sound?

It's the sound of my shoes.

The villians hero

Mark my words, this dude is gonna do big thangs. Some people have it and some don't. He has it. He has that real shit. Shit to make you feel shit. He's a rookie, but I can already see this motherfucker on top. This is just his freestyle shit. I can't wait to hear his polished studio joints. His words are like a chilled shot of patron, they go down smooth, hit you in the gut and alter your motherfucking state of mind.
So remember his name JacoBRyan, cos he's about to change shit.

"The rap game shot me in the heart like bow and arrow. With  all my bone marrow, and all a my strength, I see what I gotta do and I'm conditioned for length."
Sounds from Tuesday night by JacoBRyan

Sounds from Wednesday morning by JacoBRyan

Sounds from Monday night by JacoBRyan

Morange

It's "Orange Friday", the Mayor said so.... you're welcome.

Not yet

Oh yeah..... makes sense. Well shit, if we're not actually gonna meet our demise in a 2012 then I have a fuckload of promises I'll have to make good on! Man, I need to quit making those "I'll do it next year if the world doesn't end" promises. Seriously.

via Denver Frank

Shine it up with vaseline

This bitch is hilarious. I feel like we would be great friends in real life. Peep game.

Shout out to The Diva for always knowing just how to brighten my day!

Minion-a-go-go

 Got my Minion a voodoo doll for Christmas, cos seriously what the fuck else would a kid like mine want?! Needless to say he loved the shit out of it, and I love the shit out of him!

Find out how to cop your own amazing custom voodoo doll here! Pow!

It's Comical

And so it continues.... Apparently the people over at Marvel Comics think Timmy Tebow is some kinda super hero. Whatever. This shit is outta control if you ask me. Don't get me wrong, I like dude. He has good values and seems to be a decent guy slash quarterback. But seriously, he pulls off a few last minute victories and he's a fucking super hero? Get the fuck out! So many people have forgotten that the Denver Broncos are a pinche football TEAM! It's not a one man show you fucking dummies! When dude can fly, or shoot spider webs then we'll talk. I swear all this Tebow hype is going to fucking jinx us!!

Checking it twice.

Not like a list of shit that I want for Christmas, but a Christmas kinda themed list. With some other bullshit mixed in. pow.

1. I saw on the news this morning that some zombie monster dolls are like the most popular toy this year for Christmas. This makes my heart happy.

2. I'm pretty much a G when it comes to wrapping gifts. Ask about me.

3. They say you're suppose to be nicer during this season. They should say, tis the season to act fucking smarter. I won't be so mean when people aren't so fucking dumb.

4. I think it's funny how people always ask you what you want for Christmas, and so you tell them and they get you something completely fucking different. Why even ask?

5. Hat party Christmas dinner is the most fucking legit thing ever. There's nothing better than watching ma dukes and papa bear sitting at the table enjoying Christmas dinner while rocking a generals hat and a banker visor.

6. All Christmas/Holiday parties should include some form of alcoholic beverage. No exceptions should be made to this rule. ever.

7. We always eat tamales on Christmas. Here is my mother's theory as to why:
              Mom: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
              Me: Why?
              Mom: So we have something to unwrap.
My mom is fucking hilarious. Now you know.

8. When you attempt to type "hito" into an iPhone, it auto completes to Hitoshi. I have no fucking idea what that means but I now call my nephew Hitoshi. We just go with the flow.

9. Lady brought her daughter into work today she's like 7 or some shit. So this other lady is like "Have you been a good girl this year so Santa will visit?" The little girl says "Yeah mostly". So I said to the little girl "Sweetheart, I've been naughty pretty much every year since I was 12 and every year there's presents for me under the tree. Don't believe the hype." I'm pretty sure she won't be bringing her daughter around me ever again.

10. I've now been sick for about 3 weeks straight. I thought being a Mexi made me immune to this shit. I was wrong.

11. I'm never going to win the football pool, ever.

12. There is no substitute for spending quality time with your girls. None. Can you hear me bitch?

My kinda Christmas carols

This track rocks my world. Where were you in 1987?


And this one.... woah. Ya'll already know Eazy does it! "Over the hills I go, laughing at these hoes"


Fuckin Snoop. This is def the kinda Christmas I'm fixin to have. A pimp Christmas. Duh.

Best Christmas cards ever.

Don't be surprised if some of you get one of these in the mail next year!