The General's Booty

Biggie hearts the booty!

He loved the booty, duh! I'm sure there is no shortage of amazing booty in heaven! pshhh Rest in peace big man!

Come on Barbie let's go party! 51 years ago today Mattel released the very first Barbie doll! I loved Barbie as a little girl, and loved her even more when they made her brown! So happy 51st you old bitch, you don't look a day over 20!

THEN NOW

And of course my two favorite versions of Barbie EVER = Rizzo and Marilyn

Oh and I CANNOT forget this song, one of my favs from high school! Don't act like you dont like it!

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Those who know me, know about my love for burlesque! Check this clip from Nine, Penelope kills it! Bitch is bad!

Om nom nom nom BRAINS!!!! Don't forget to come to my ZOMBIE show next week! It'll be fiyah! Don't trip!

To infinity.... and beyond!

Came across this shit a while back while looking for some housewarming gifts for the bestie. All handmade pieces by artist Ryan McElhinney. This stuff is fucking ridic! Check all the throwback toys, you cant fuck with Barbie and Buzz Lightyear! And is that Triple H all up in the mix too? Wacha! I gotta quit throwing away all of minis old action figures.

I'm gonna need to cop one of the lamps for my living room table to put next to my stripper shoe cactus!

"Each sculpture is one of kind and handcrafted at my london studio. Made of recycled toys which are bonded together, then coated in a high gloss polyurethane laquer." ~Ryan McElhinney

"I'm a bitch, just realize"

Not funny business...

If you follow my blog, you should mos def be following the besties too. She's the most hilarious person I know, besides myself of course. She’s like a tall, drunk, white, suburbia, version of me! We are honestly complete opposites, maybe that’s why we get along so well. I heart her, and you will too. Promise.

I cheated myself, like I knew I would.

I told you I was trouble.

You know that I'm no good.

What's that sound? Thats the sound of my shoes.

Sad but true, a stripper can’t be a stripper all her life. There comes a time in every strippers career when the bump and grind just isn’t the same. She's left of course with a plethora of thigh high gym socks, school girl skirts and g-strings, and let's not forget those 7 inch clear platforms whos heels have knocked together more times than Dorothy's ruby slippers. As if the alluring sound of cheap hard plastic on a mirrored stage didn’t bring in enough crisp tented one dollar bills. The environment loving ass shaker can always recycle those puppies!
Peep these stripper shoe planters from Giddy Spinster. Don't trip skip, these aren’t just planters made to look like stripper shoes. These are the real deal. They have been walked in, danced in, and probably spent a lot of time in the air, or propped nicely on some lucky dudes shoulders. I suppose that’s up to your imagination. These shoes have been given new life, sanded hollowed and each filled with an beautiful cactus or plant of some kind.

I personally think this is a brilliant idea. Not your abuelitas clay pot! They are badass for sure! One of these beauties will run you between $40-$80 but so fucking worth it in my opinion! So whether your fetish is with strippers, or feet or shoes..... or plants (which would be weird) cop you one of these for your coffee table. The best part will be the expression on mamas face next time she visits.

make it happen...

Oh and just for kicks, here is one of my new favorite songs about shoes.

Today's purchases

I apparently have a shopping addiction. Whaddaya gonna do right?
One thing that you should understand about me, is that I don't buy shit cause I think other people are gonna like it, I buy it because I like it. As previous ensembles have proven, I don't care too much about what appeals to the masses. I hate the fucking masses anyway. If I like it ima rock it. Done and done.
On that note, here is what I purchased today.

Pageant shoulder tee. It's like Dynasty meets Thunderdome. Two of my favorite things. Just got the top not the skirt. I like the skirt, but I don't LOVE the skirt.

Mistress buckle Stilettos. These babies are money! I may or may not bust my ass in them, but I will look good doing it! They may also come in handy if I need to deliver any headbutts to an extra tall individual. Just sayin. :)