So my babygirl Gia broke a growth plate in her wrist yesterday. I'm not really positive what a growth plate is.. but I’m pretty sure it’s just a plate full of growth. Anyways hers is broken. Hopefully when it gets put back together none of the growth will have spilled off of it.
Her mother tells me some little girl accidentally ran into G on the playground and knocked her down. Well I'm not buying it. I think there is a deeper conspiracy here. I think the little knocker downer (we'll call her "Bertha" on a count of that’s the ugliest name I could think of.) "Bertha" is obviously jealous of my baby's extraordinary wrist structure. Which is why she devised this evil scheme to knock down G break her growth wrist plate thingy, and cover it all up to look like an accident. I'm no fool "Bertha" I see right through you! I watch enough Law& Order, Cold Case Files, and CSI to know the truth.
I suggested we pay little "Bertha" a visit, to let her know exactly who she can and can't knock over. But my suggestion was denied on a count of "Bertha" is like 9. But I'm ok with that because you know what "Bertha's" plan back fired! Little G got the freshest most proper little cast i've ever seen put on her arm! And her wrist looks even more amazing now than it did before! Who's the dummy now "Bertha"?
So boys and girls the moral of today's story: Good mosdef always prevails over evil. On a side note if I ever encounter "Bertha" her little ass better hold on to her growth plates cause I’m into breaking dishes just for fun...
Here's Gia with her fresh new hardware! Sorry "Bertha" life sucks when you have ugly wrists. These are the breaks.