It's been a while since I made the shit I learned list. Not that I haven't learned anything, I just haven't shared. So here it goes, shit I’ve learned slash am currently thinking:
1. Addiction is a bitch. I heard running is like one of the most addicting things. I wish I was addicted to running. Right? I mean seriously who gets addicted to running.
2. Music makes the world go around. At least my world. My theme song = Bad Girl by the cramps. I'm almost positive it was written just for me (minus the pantyhose part)
3. No matter what you do in life, you will always have critics. The people who just ooze jealousy and hate. They are usually the ones that barely know you, but love to talk about you. It's sad really.
4. As much as I'd like to say, I don't care what people think of me. Sometimes I do.
5. I need to get to the gym asap. Real talk.
6. Sometimes there is not nearly enough hours in my day.
7. I always, always have lugies. Always. This is gross, I know. Whaddya gonna do, right?
8. I miss Bettie a lot. She was so clean slash such a bad girl. I think that’s why we got along so well.
9. I mostly like to hang out with people who laugh at all my jokes and think I’m the best. I mean that’s normal right?
10. I'm going to bedazzle my teeth. This is by far one of the best ideas I’ve ever had, and I’ve had a lot of brilliant ideas!
11. I've inhaled more super glue fumes this week than any one person ever should. That shit smells awful and gives me a headache. I can assure you it does not make me feel like I'm walking on sunshine.
12. I'm glad TA is back from the evil clutches of the dark side. It makes me happy.
13. I know some of the most talented and creative people on earth. I'm pretty fucking lucky.
14. I am EXTREMELY facially expressive. (is that a word?) It's pretty hilarious, except when it's not. I'm funny to me.
15. It's only been a week, and I miss the fuck out of Jersey Shore. I hope they have a season 2. Me and Jenna are gonna throw a Joisey paaaty, it'll most likely be amazing. We will beat up the beat and fist pump and I will punch Jenna square in the face.