"Love me cancerously. Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea. 'High-maintenance' means,you're a gluttonous queen, narcissistic and mean.
Kill me romantically. Fill my soul with vomit, then ask me for a piece of gum. Bitter and dumb, you're my sugarplum.
You're awful, I love you!"
Yup she's still my numero uno.