What's that sound? Thats the sound of my shoes.

Sad but true, a stripper can’t be a stripper all her life. There comes a time in every strippers career when the bump and grind just isn’t the same. She's left of course with a plethora of thigh high gym socks, school girl skirts and g-strings, and let's not forget those 7 inch clear platforms whos heels have knocked together more times than Dorothy's ruby slippers. As if the alluring sound of cheap hard plastic on a mirrored stage didn’t bring in enough crisp tented one dollar bills. The environment loving ass shaker can always recycle those puppies!
Peep these stripper shoe planters from Giddy Spinster. Don't trip skip, these aren’t just planters made to look like stripper shoes. These are the real deal. They have been walked in, danced in, and probably spent a lot of time in the air, or propped nicely on some lucky dudes shoulders. I suppose that’s up to your imagination. These shoes have been given new life, sanded hollowed and each filled with an beautiful cactus or plant of some kind.
I personally think this is a brilliant idea. Not your abuelitas clay pot! They are badass for sure! One of these beauties will run you between $40-$80 but so fucking worth it in my opinion! So whether your fetish is with strippers, or feet or shoes..... or plants (which would be weird) cop you one of these for your coffee table. The best part will be the expression on mamas face next time she visits.

make it happen...

Oh and just for kicks, here is one of my new favorite songs about shoes.

Today's purchases

I apparently have a shopping addiction. Whaddaya gonna do right?
One thing that you should understand about me, is that I don't buy shit cause I think other people are gonna like it, I buy it because I like it. As previous ensembles have proven, I don't care too much about what appeals to the masses. I hate the fucking masses anyway. If I like it ima rock it. Done and done.
On that note, here is what I purchased today.

Pageant shoulder tee. It's like Dynasty meets Thunderdome. Two of my favorite things. Just got the top not the skirt. I like the skirt, but I don't LOVE the skirt.

Mistress buckle Stilettos. These babies are money! I may or may not bust my ass in them, but I will look good doing it! They may also come in handy if I need to deliver any headbutts to an extra tall individual. Just sayin. :)

who's chick?

For my bad bitches, and the dudes that can fucking recognize when they already got the baddest. Word.

ps. Nicki Minaj is a fucking MONSTER!
Don't sleep on this. This is where you will find my face on Friday, and a bunch of other amazing faces. Bring your face. Word.

and so it is...


Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away
I've got to get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
I've lost my lights
I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

Once I ran to you
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love
Tainted love

Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to get away
You don't really want any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
You think love is to pray
I'm sorry I don't pray that way

Once I ran to you
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love
Tainted love

Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Touch me baby, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love

Once I ran to you
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love
Tainted love
Tainted love

is it really in the air?

Love me tender,
Love me sweet,
Never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
And I love you so.

Love me tender,
Love me true,
All my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin I love you,
And I always will.

Love me tender,
Love me long,
Take me to your heart.
For it's there that I belong,
And will never part.

Love me tender,
Love me dear,
Tell me you are mine.
I'll be yours through all the years,
Till the end of time.

rah rah rah ah ah ga ga ooh la la

Thank you MAC! I haven't loved me some VIVA GLAM since the Dita Von Teese edition! MAC has teamed with the hottest fashion whore slash creepy bitch to create a brand spanking new VIVA GLAM color VIVA GLAM GaGa! The prettiest pink since Girl About Town! I am in love with this color.
The fab thing about VIVA GLAM is that 100% of the proceeds go to the MAC AIDS FUND which focuses on supporting those affected by HIV and AIDS worldwide.
Ahh, this latest release of VIVA GLAM also includes a color by legendary rock vixen Cyndi Lauper. Hers is also pretty, but I'm partial to GaGa.
Even in all her creepiness she managed to put her name on an amazing product. Duh this bitch is the business, she doesn't fuck around!
I'm pretty sure it was just released yesterday or today, so I need to snag one asap! Bad bitches, get your asses to MAC cause I have a feeling these will go fast! Or cop it here.

Here's the face card. The pink brows are also hotness.

And the product. Shit is money, for real.

Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way

This week has been full of highs and lows, a fucking roller coaster to say the least. So here it is, shit i've learned.
  1. Sometimes people just say they love you, cause they think that's what you want to hear. Just a little tip, don't say it if you don't feel it. And don't say it just cause you feel like you're supposed to.
  2. There is some old shit that will just haunt you forever. It's wack and I hate it.
  3. Oh I am also wondering if it is ok to beat the fuck out of someone:  (a) if you're a grown up (b) you know without a doubt that you will decimate them (c) just cause it'll make you feel better.   Even though I'm all grown up, I still have the urge to lay hands on a bitch sometimes.
  4. Eating too much candy will give you a tummy ache. As a mommy this shoulda been some shit I already knew. Unfortunately I found out the hard way.
  5. Even if you're not hammered, 2am Chubby's time is still a genius idea.
  6. I'm not as good at busting out car windows as I used to be. I guess I'm getting old. Good thing for JBun... and her car window.
  7. The phrase "You're damned if you, and you're damned if you don't" is ever so true.
  8. Mostly I don't really care if people like me or not. I'm the best. Either way, do not mistake my kindness for weakness.
  9. It is still very possible to get lost driving to places you've been to before.
  10. I'm a total procrastinator. I'll tell you all about it later.
  11. Its been over two months since I've had a smoke.... and a pancake.
  12. It appears that I may or may not have weird crazy horse legs. Like that dude in the Narnia movie, the Fawn. Yeah, I think I'm a fawn. Fuck it.
    • UPDATE: No, not hairy like horse slash fawn legs, just bent in a creepy fawnish sorta way :)

New Dress

I just bought this dress. I will wear it for Valentine's Day most likely. It will be amazing. And, it's not black! Good job me!