Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way

This week has been full of highs and lows, a fucking roller coaster to say the least. So here it is, shit i've learned.
  1. Sometimes people just say they love you, cause they think that's what you want to hear. Just a little tip, don't say it if you don't feel it. And don't say it just cause you feel like you're supposed to.
  2. There is some old shit that will just haunt you forever. It's wack and I hate it.
  3. Oh I am also wondering if it is ok to beat the fuck out of someone:  (a) if you're a grown up (b) you know without a doubt that you will decimate them (c) just cause it'll make you feel better.   Even though I'm all grown up, I still have the urge to lay hands on a bitch sometimes.
  4. Eating too much candy will give you a tummy ache. As a mommy this shoulda been some shit I already knew. Unfortunately I found out the hard way.
  5. Even if you're not hammered, 2am Chubby's time is still a genius idea.
  6. I'm not as good at busting out car windows as I used to be. I guess I'm getting old. Good thing for JBun... and her car window.
  7. The phrase "You're damned if you, and you're damned if you don't" is ever so true.
  8. Mostly I don't really care if people like me or not. I'm the best. Either way, do not mistake my kindness for weakness.
  9. It is still very possible to get lost driving to places you've been to before.
  10. I'm a total procrastinator. I'll tell you all about it later.
  11. Its been over two months since I've had a smoke.... and a pancake.
  12. It appears that I may or may not have weird crazy horse legs. Like that dude in the Narnia movie, the Fawn. Yeah, I think I'm a fawn. Fuck it.
    • UPDATE: No, not hairy like horse slash fawn legs, just bent in a creepy fawnish sorta way :)


Aimee said...

Crazy fawn hairy legs?
2 a.m. Chubby's.... aw I miss living in the D-town ghetto.

The General said...

LOL not hairy just funny backwards shape :)