She's warm like a bottle of Shiraz...

Mac Lethal fucking killed it last night! It was one of the best shows i've been to in a long long time! He did not however play Lithium Lips which dissapointed me a bit, but whatevs. Music was live, company was good, concert arms were in effect, and I made it through the night without getting kicked in the head by any crowd surfers. Jenna did get her face slapped by some dude, which may or may not have been hilarious, and she may or may not have deserved it. Oh and there were some gays there too, and midgets, and gun fingers which was all super entertaining. Heh.
Here are a couple of my favs from last night. Ya'll need to get up on Uncle Mac, dude is the truth!

Spine Tingling

I just ordered this case for my peice of shit iPhone. I think it's dope, it reminds me of the McQueen suitcase that i'll never ever be able to afford. So now my phone will look fresh to death even though it's crap and doesn't work for shit!

This is the McQueen roller. Wacha!

I will send chills up your fucking spine. There will be nothing you can do to stop me.

love ANGEL music baby

New (kinda) juuuwree from Harajuku Lovers line is killen it! I will fucks wit it! Peep game

And this...... fuck you, I got DIBS!

Get at it here (minus the Angel one, cause then you'd be a biter)

You will not regret this

So since the GaGa show is so far away, I'll occupy myself with a little Mac Lethal. Ahhh yeah! He'll be here Tuesday, and I'll be all up there lighter in the air! He's dope, ask somebody.

I want your everything, as long as it's free

Tickets go on sale Monday, who's in? Tickets start at $50 and go up to $175. She's here July 28th.  Let's go see this creepy bitch in real life!!!! Rah Rah Rah ah ah!

Don't stop you da bestest..

Oooooweee! I can't wait for this! Nicki Minaj's first solo video, Massive Attack! With a special appearance from the "well rounded" Amber Rose. I have no doubt it will be tacky and tantalizing all at the same time! I'm excited to see what she can bring on her own instead of this collabo business!
Here are some stills from the video shoot.

Fuck with it. Trust.

From the wicked minds that brought you the sick sick sounds of Never Trust Robots comes Field Day Radio. Rest assured that this shit will be fucking fire!


We are proud to bring you a weekly series of podcasts full of new and classic hip-hop, indie, electro, house, and anything dope hosted by DJ's Amen & Sounds Supreme. We plan to include everything under the sun that you don't typically hear on the radio and basically anything the Field Day Crew is feelin' in these one hour mixes. We also plan to have special guests from time to time. Our goal is to keep you enlightened with good music. In the 1st podcast I play the likes of Kid Cudi, Drake, Kidz In The Hall, Miike Snow, Chiddy Bang, Kid Sister, Mos Def and many others. Enjoy!

You can subscribe and/or download the podcast here.


I'm not in the mood...

Or am I? Well, there has always been a pretty surefire way to tell when a dude is feeling, well... randy. He's rockin a trouser tent, woody, stiffy, chubby, whatever you wanna call it. It's pretty clear when he's in the mood. Men on the other hand don't always have such a clear signal.
Well boys, this ones for you! From the makers of Two Faced cosmetics (one of my fav lines) comes Mood Swing lip gloss. The gloss goes on almost clear and changes to a deep crimson shade as your mood changes. Basically the hotter you get the redder your lips! Each $18 tube comes with a color chart, so your dude can tell exactly how amorous you're feeling. Men, lets hope for your sake that it's more accurate than those stupid mood rings!
I rock red lipstick on the regular, what does that say about me? Hmmm......

via them 2 bad bitches

Couture Lollipops

"Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick" GaGa

Sugar Factory is killin em with these things. For the low low price of $25 you too can have a bedazzled lolli! You can even choose your fav flav, and get refills! They also have a signature celeb series which includes Kim K and Brittany pops! 
I'll hold out for the GaGa series with the spikes and chains. Yes please!

Because blow pops are for basic bitches....

I must shoot him before he shoots me

"I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"

Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down.

Music played, and people sang
Just for me, the church bells rang.
Now he's gone, I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie.

Bang bang, my baby shot me down..."

Some gat shaped goodness for that ass!

Pistol frame mirrow by Al Farrow. For sure the fairest of them all.

Bedsie Lamp by Phillip Starck. A little something to set the mood in the bedroom.
Briefcase for the Baddest by Mutt design. Try getting on the airplane with this.
A Shot of Spice salt & pepper shakers by Murata Ceramic Capacitors.
Custom Chandelier by Rock & Royal. Plain old light bulbs are basic.

Tequila Bottle by Hijos de Villa. Tequila & a pistol, sounds like Friday to me!
Cookie Cutters by Urbantrend. For those bad bitch Betty Crockers.
"Hey there Saint Patrick, you seem a bit lost to me
listen for my voice and you can follow me.
Lets go to the place that you keep next to the sea,
and you can show me just what kind of saint that you can be."
~Devil Doll

OLST Spring Art Show

I assure you there will be some visual stimulation at this event. Word is bondage.

Old Larimer Street Tattoo
2229 Larimer Street - Denver

Worth the motherfucking wait!

This vid is extra fucking murderous! I'm gonna need to cop GaGa's black & white dress ASAP! And i'm loving B's Bettie wig! The only thing I don't is get all the product placement. Either way I'm inspired, and will soon be rocking a studded bra and thong =)

Biggie hearts the booty!

He loved the booty, duh! I'm sure there is no shortage of amazing booty in heaven! pshhh Rest in peace big man!

Happy Birthday Bitch!

Come on Barbie let's go party! 51 years ago today Mattel released the very first Barbie doll! I loved Barbie as a little girl, and loved her even more when they made her brown! So happy 51st you old bitch, you don't look a day over 20!
THEN                                                               NOW

And of course my two favorite versions of Barbie EVER = Rizzo and Marilyn

Oh and I CANNOT forget this song, one of my favs from high school! Don't act like you dont like it!


Those who know me, know about my love for burlesque! Check this clip from Nine, Penelope kills it! Bitch is bad!
Om nom nom nom BRAINS!!!! Don't forget to come to my ZOMBIE show next week!  It'll be fiyah! Don't trip!

To infinity.... and beyond!

Came across this shit a while back while looking for some housewarming gifts for the bestie. All handmade pieces by artist Ryan McElhinney. This stuff is fucking ridic! Check all the throwback toys, you cant fuck with Barbie and Buzz Lightyear! And is that Triple H all up in the mix too? Wacha! I gotta quit throwing away all of minis old action figures.
I'm gonna need to cop one of the lamps for my living room table to put next to my stripper shoe cactus!

"Each sculpture is one of kind and handcrafted at my london studio. Made of recycled toys which are bonded together, then coated in a high gloss polyurethane laquer."  ~Ryan McElhinney

Not funny business...

If you follow my blog, you should mos def be following the besties too. She's the most hilarious person I know, besides myself of course. She’s like a tall, drunk, white, suburbia, version of me! We are honestly complete opposites, maybe that’s why we get along so well. I heart her, and you will too. Promise.

I cheated myself, like I knew I would.
I told you I was trouble.
You know that I'm no good.