I'm not in the mood...

Or am I? Well, there has always been a pretty surefire way to tell when a dude is feeling, well... randy. He's rockin a trouser tent, woody, stiffy, chubby, whatever you wanna call it. It's pretty clear when he's in the mood. Men on the other hand don't always have such a clear signal.
Well boys, this ones for you! From the makers of Two Faced cosmetics (one of my fav lines) comes Mood Swing lip gloss. The gloss goes on almost clear and changes to a deep crimson shade as your mood changes. Basically the hotter you get the redder your lips! Each $18 tube comes with a color chart, so your dude can tell exactly how amorous you're feeling. Men, lets hope for your sake that it's more accurate than those stupid mood rings!
I rock red lipstick on the regular, what does that say about me? Hmmm......

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

read your post again. I think the third line should read: "Women, on the other hand, don't always..."