Sometimes you gotta make some love...

This is one of my favorite songs EVER, sometimes I play it twice in a row. Jack Black cracks me up! What the fuck does "ball you discretly" even mean? Is that like "tea bagged"? I guess I've never been "balled", or maybe I have and just didn't know it, or didn't know it was called "balling". Whatever, this song is hilarious.

Here's the lyrics so you can sing along cause you know you wanna!
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

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