Wardrobe: Typically, black pajamas and mask. Eh, ok so I guess to ninjas this outfit is pretty legit. And I get the whole moving through the darkness all incognito thing.Weapons of choice: Typically ninjas only use their mad ninja skills. But sometimes they fucks with nunchucks, and swords. Oh and those little throwing star thingys.
Movie Cred: Ninja Assassin, which I gotta admit was pretty fuckin good. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which was somewhat lackluster in my opinion. And Kung Fu Hustle, I'm not positive if this is really even a ninja movie. But it’s my blog, so I’ll say whatever I want. I liked this movie it make my face laugh.
Real Ninjas: Ok, so I'm pretty sure most ninjas like to remain nameless on a count of they’re fucking ninjas, duh. So I'm gonna go with Bruce Lee, don’t fucking argue with me, dude was a ninja. Jackie Chan does ninja shit in real life too, oh and Jet Li. I think they lose ninja cred when they hit the big screen.
Wardrobe: This typically consists of some sort of pimp ass suit, or simply a wife beater and dickies. Either way, a tad bit more intimidating than black pajamas. Just sayin.
Weapons of Choice: Where do I even start? Ok obviously fists are on the list, followed by baseball bats, crow bars, chainsaws, and good old automatic weapons. Obviously guns are the top choice in weaponry for street gangsters. Duh.
Movie Cred: Motherfuck, is it just me or is it WAY easier to come up with epic gangster movies than it is fuckin ninja movies? Ok well let me just start with the few obvious ones; Scarface, Godfather, Belly, A Bronx Tale, Casino, American Gangster, Reservoir Dogs, Good Fellas. There are SO many bomb gangster movies its ridiculous. And No, it’s not all about the mafia and organized crime. Check Green Street Hooligans, those muhfuckas would bang just to bang.
Real Gangsters: Well obviously Frank Lucas tops the list. Followed by Al Capone, John Gotti , Tookie Williams, Lucky Luciano. There are a fuckload of street gangsters, too many too name. But we all know they’re fuckin gangsters, there’s no guessing.
Ok, so heres my opinion. Haha cause really, that’s what its all about. I’ma go with street gangsters on this one. (If you know me in real life, you know why hahaha.) Seriously though, I think OG Tookie Williams would womp the fuck out of a ninja…. I mean if he was still alive. If you ask me they make murder look fucking good!
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