Burn that motherfucker!

Pre Burn
So last week I took a much needed vacation! Let me just tell you it was fucking long overdue!
I decided that Santa Fe seemed like a brilliant idea (you should know that all my ideas are brilliant, duh) and who doesn't love a good road trip right?
Why Santa Fe you ask? Well, when I was just a baby gangster I remember my Papa Bear taking me to see Zozobra. Zozobra is a 50ft paper mache marionette that is constructed every year in Santa Fe. The word Zozobra means "gloom", so every year the fine people of Santa Fe set fire to this great big motherfucker. The burning of dude signifies the burning of your gloom slash worries for the year! Man. when I was little I remember the burning being scary as fuck! Z is pretty fucking ugly and scary looking. Like if a zombie fucked a clown and they had a baby, it would look like dude. He moans and growls and moves his big ol' creepy arms around. Let me just tell you it's still pretty fucking scary! But I'm kinda morbid anyway, so I was with it! Oh and I had a few worries of my own that I felt needed burning (and by a few I mean about 87). They have what they call a "burn box" so you can write down your worries and put em in the box. The "burn box" goes inside Zozobra before they spark him. Then all your worries get burned the fuck up! I threw in some of my friends worries too, since they all couldn't be there!
 I fucking love setting shit on fire slash watching things burn (is that weird to say?) When I was younger I used to light shit on fire all the time. I was destructive as fuck!  My parents thought there was something seriously wrong with me hahhahaha. They were kinda right!
All in all, the road trip was excellent. I had amazing company, delicious food, got to burn some shit, shopped my face off, laughed till my tummy hurt, semi-skinny dipped, and consumed a fuck load of Patron and hatch chili. Oh and the game of truth-or-dare was pretty fucking legit too! ;)



1 comment:

GrittyVelvet said...

Only you can crack me up like you do!