Fuckin Slacker

I know, I know I'm sorry. I have slacking like a mother on this blog shit. Thing is, my life has been on some upside down status lately. So I'm hoping over the next few weeks to turn that shit right side up! So here's some of the random fuck things currently floating around my dome. Enjoy, or fuck off. Either way.

1. Why the fuck do some people love drama so much? I swear some motherfuckers feed off that shit! It's kind of sad really. Personally I hate the shit and wanna stay as far as fucking possible from it. Make not of that.
2. Last time I checked Envy/Jealousy is still on the list of deadly sins. Instead of being jealous or envious of someone, or the shit that they're doing; use them as inspiration to make yourself a better more productive person. Real talk, envy breeds hate, and that shit just ain't no good.
3. Moving is the most awesome slash awful thing ever. I wish I had the money to just hire someone to come move and organize all my shit.
4. Why am I so busy?!! I hate being busy! I feel like I'm always busy but never really get much accomplished. What the fuck, seriously. What the fuck. Maybe I need to up my addy dosage so I can get some shit accomplished!
5. Dudes, if you have a smart, beautiful, talented, amazing bawse bitch on your arm; recognize that shit. Treat her like the queen that she is. Remember... your next "fuck up" could very well be your last. Just sayin.
6. I could definitely go for the rest of my whole entire life without attending another meeting. I'd for sure be ok with that. for sure.
8. My niece is a total bombshell. She's 14. I'm worried.
9. I cant decide if watching movies in a cemetery is a brilliant or terrible idea.
10. Fuck yes for October! This is my favorite time of year to be a make-up artist! Zombies and sugar skulls allfuckingday!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man!! Jealousy is a sickness...I hope those poor souls GET WELL SOON!

Anonymous said...

Not anonymous! From Tiffany : )