Where is home?

"Fuck notoriety I'm takin a stand"
So if you all haven't heard this track yet, wake the fuck up already! This is the One Eyes Kings new shizz feat. Hasan Salaam (a good friend of mine and one of my favs).  From the "In the Land Of The Blind" EP the single "All Roads Lead Home" is pretty much murderous! Serio shit is mad deep, it'll make you you think for sure. They seriously killed it on this one.

"In The Land of the Blind EP serves as O.E.K.’s introduction as the newest members in one of the country’s most vibrant music scenes-Denver. The lead single from the EP is “All Roads Lead Home” Ft. Hasan Salaam who is known for his own “eye opening” antics on FUSE TV. When Salaam won the “Hip Hop President” contest, he made a statement as bold as Kanye’s infamous “George Bush” speech about “Lobbyist, corporate conglomerates and their affiliation with news columnists.” Controversial Salaam is a perfect fit for One Eyed Kings two former service men who share the same quest.
Setting the tone right off the bat over the hypnotizing bass and piano loop, Hasan Salaam opens with “Home ain’t necessarily where you reside…” to start the explanation of the journey he and Bravo have taken to get to this point. Weaving through subjects such as abortion, loss of family members and eventually, rising from the flames."

better late....

I know it's late, and I know I need to step my blog game up. Don't tell me shit. I'm fucking busy ok.
Anyway, I hope all my booty lovers had the best Christmas ever! I know I did! I thought this Christmas was gonna be real hard in light of all my recent "life changes" but it was actually one of the best Christmases i've had in a really long time. My mini got everything he wanted, and I was surronded by familia and friends! We had a Christmas Eve hat party which is my absoloute fav kinda party ever! Even Madukes and Papa Bear rocked hats! Ha!
So word up to all my readers, ya'll are the fucking baddest as if you didn't already know! Thanks for reading my shizz.Oh and yeah I def failed to mail out my Christmas cards too so consider this post your Christmas card from me and Mini! And NO, I'm not with the politically correct Holiday bullshit! It's CHRISTmas and nothing else in my world! Shout out to baby Jesus! Happy Birthday lil homie!
Here's me and my Mini's Christmas picture! Courtesy of the coldest.... Ashley Quezada. Pow!

to the left, to the left

Closed a long chapter of my life this week. It's bitter sweet. Looking forward to my future and surrounding myself with people who love and appreciate me. I can't stress enough how important it is to have honest trustworthy people in your world. Makes your quality of life tip top. On that note.... I am a motherfucking QUEEN, and should be respected and treated as such. If you ain't with it, move the fuck on. Deuces.

Movie it like Bernie

So if you haven't seen the movie "Weekend at Bernie's" you're a dummy! The movie is hilarious, and used to be one of my favs! So for the lames who don't know what its about lemme fill you in. Basically two dudes go to visit their boss at his beach house and when they show up he's on dead body status. So they tote his dead body around all weekend so no one knows he's dead. It's funny, but not near as funny as this new motherfucking dance "the Bernie". I guess the idea is to dance like a dead guy and/or move like Bernie from the movie. Let me just say that I haven't laughed this hard in a long fucking time! It's even more hilarious if you're familiar with the movie. 
So I have two questions: 1. Who the fuck comes up with this shit? I guess when you're a rapper, rapping about money and hoes and poppin bottles can get kinda old.... and B) How the fuck do the people in this vid have this much time on their hands? I feel like they should be in school or something. right? Well whatever, i'm just glad they made it on a count of it officially made my entire week! I'm totally gonna Bernie it up this weekend! From now on I will only do the Bernie dance! ok ok and maybe the stanky leg.
side note: white guys are terrible at doing the Bernie. 

Buttermilk Biscuits

If you're a booty reader, then you pretty much already know about the CasualS. The Car Club/Crew extraordinaire is officially my new familia. I mean they were def familia before, but now it's just super official. Weekend before last Mini and myself officially became a member of the CasualS Crew. We are both super honored to be part of such a legit organization. I personally think its the perfect fit for us on a count of the love we all share for cultura, music, cars, and music. Used to be the only place I could find a cold beer, hot carne and oldies on a Sunday afternoon, was my Papa Bears garage. Now we have a place a little closer to home with the same love. Oh, and I'll never think of buttermilk biscuits the same again... yuk yuk
So as an official member of the CasualS... we celebrated. Duh. Here's some flix from my first night as a Casual and the Patron fueled debauchery that ensued.

Duhtee mouth?

OMG Bun Blaze sent this to me! It is frickin hilarious, on a count of we have had so many conversations about this topic! Yeah, bitches talk about shit like this.... all the fucking time! I've even had to coach her through a sexting session or two, with a few boys who shall remain nameless. Jenna is fucking AWFUL at dirty talk, phone sex, sexting, or anything like it! She cannot even force herself to utter the word pussy, without laughing uncontrollably!
So if you like a girl with a nasty bedroom mouth, sorry but Jenna is NOT the girl for you! Sorry boys I tried to teach her the wicked ways, but some bitches are just not cut out for it. But don't get it twisted, although she has an Orbitz clean mouth, I've heard she's pretty much amazing! Minus her "where you're allowed to stick it" rules. Bwahahaha! Sorry Bun, I had to.

Lube for your ears

Get this shit rightfuckingnow. You're a fucking dummy if you don't. Don't be a fucking dummy.