suckas stare but I don't care

Apparently thugs have waaaay too much time on their hands these days! Some dude from Harlem recently invented "Subs", which are basically garter belts for gangstas. It's a belt that allows you to sag your drawers without losing them. Another solution to this problem could be to simply pull your motherfucking pants up. But that seems too simple right.
You too can own Subs for the low low price of $29.95. You do however run the risk of getting punched straight in the face for being a pussy. But if that's a risk you're willing to take, you can order them here.
In my opinion, garter belts are for ladies and not for gangstas. You'd never catch OG Tookie Williams rocking some shit like this. Bet!

I prefer garter belts to look more like this... Just sayin.

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