I'm an unconventional kinda girl. If a dude buys me candy, flowers, or jewelry for Valentine's day, he can pretty much expect to get kicked in the face slash to the curb. You better come up with something better than that. Plus romance kinda makes me wanna puke.
So boys, if you have an unconventional girl in your world, here's a few ideas... Your welcome.
Kiss My Ass Toilet Paper: Cos it's hilarious and awesome.
The Why I must Have Sex With You Checklist: Cos lists are extra legit and helpful.
You Break it You Buy It Tee: Cos, well it's true.
Love Will Tear Us Apart Banner: Cos every party needs a banner.

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