So boys, if you have an unconventional girl in your world, here's a few ideas... Your welcome.
Kiss My Ass Toilet Paper: Cos it's hilarious and awesome.
The Why I must Have Sex With You Checklist: Cos lists are extra legit and helpful.
You Break it You Buy It Tee: Cos, well it's true.
Love Will Tear Us Apart Banner: Cos every party needs a banner.
Who's The Fairest of Them All Tee: Cos I am, duh.