A few things to add to your knowledge database

1. Don't ever try to replace someone with someone else. It doesn't work.
2. Breaking and entering is not a good look.
3. Old habits die hard, but they do die.
4. Wearing sunglasses in the club is not cool. Stop it.
5. My bodyguards carry hammers and brass knuckles. Watch yo self.
6. When you're sick, sad or blue, lip gloss almost always does the trick. Sometimes nail polish works too.
7. Being drunk feels fucking awful. I'm still confused as to how people are addicted to being drunk.
8. Skinny does not = pretty.
9. Stalking is never a good idea. Especially on the boardwalk.
10. Only about 35% of the people that say they care actually do.
... you're welcome

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