A list. Because that's what I do. That's what I've always done. Don't forget that. This is some shit that I am currently thinking about. That's how I roll.
  • Who the fuck would ever ever smash Arnold Schwarnegger? And gawd help you, if you ever did make this mistake why would you admit it? Yucko!
  • I am so sick and tired of this asshole weather already! There's nothing fly about it. Seriously May, step your fucking game up!
  • I'm pretty much terrible at waiting. I'm an instant gratification kind of person. I've found myself doing a lot of waiting lately. I hate it. Hate it.
  • Slug bug is really a pretty simple fucking game. You're in the car, you see a VW bug, you call it, everyone in the car gets slugged. That's how that shit is suppose to go down. No you don't have to say "no slug backs" or anything stupid like that! That's some shit that was probably made up by someone who kept getting the fuck beat outta them in slug bug! Also if you're in the car with me, you're fucking playing and will get socked! There is no opt out of slug bug.
  • I'm extra thankful for my nephew and nieces. They are without a doubt the 3 most loyal people I know! They are my posse, my roll dawgs my heart.
  • I'm hosting LollipaRUza in a couple of days, and I can't decide if I should be nervous or not. I wasn't nervous last year, and things were just fine. I think this year will be even better.
  • Fucking monkey ball gives me the worst anxiety! Even when I'm just watching someone else play it, I feel like they're really gonna die or something when they fall out. It's ridiculous!
  • There is a huge fucking difference between saying something and doing something. In fact its really not even necessary to say shit if you actually do it. Save yourself some time.
  • Boys hate going shopping with girls. Even if they say they like it, they don't. They're lying.
  • Sometimes from day to to day I forget that theres people that are no longer in my life. Like when Ii see something that only that person would get or think is as funny as I do. But they're not there anymore. Not like they don't exist, they just don't exist in my life anymore. I have mixed feelings on this. Sometimes it makes sad, and sometimes it makes me angry. Mostly sad.
  • I hate when I see people using my words and my humor and my swagg. I feel like they should get their own.
  • Mini is at outdoor ed this week. This makes me incredibly fucking sad. He is growing up, which means I am growing old.
  • I mostly like to live my life day to day during normal hours. Like have dinner after work, and go to bed sometime before 1am. This is not the case lately. I wish it would change. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.
  • My snake has lost his damn mind! He will try to eat anyone that walks into the room where he resides. I'm hoping he will learn soon that he is small, and that it is impossible to eat someone thru his glass cage.
  • It is entirely possible to love someone and hate them at the same time.

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