Me and mini had a bet that his teacher (who is a complete hater) wouldn't give them any homework this week on a count of they have outdoor ed. I said she wouldn't, and mini said she would. We bet a quarter. So when I dropped him off at school on Monday morning he said I'll text you and let you know who wins the bet. So about 5 minutes later, I get a text:

Mini: "She gave us homework, I win"
Me: "Uggh she's such a fucking hater! I will punch her straight in the nose!"

About 6 hours go by, and he finally texts back.

Mini: "Sorry she saw me texting and took my phone. She is a hater"

Sooooo, what're the chances that she read my text about punching her in the nose? Yeah pretty fucking good... Welcome to my life.

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