- Just because you're in full hair and makeup doesn't mean someones gonna take you out.
- I missed Too Short, this makes me sad, probably because I'm old school.
- Making girls into pin-up dolls is my job, like I get paid to do it, I love my fucking job.
- BLKHRTS photo shoots go hard! There were sketchy staircases, dinner tables, people sweating on each other, billiard antics, broken ping pong tables. All within 30 minutes on a count of I was late.
- I heart boxing, it's not dead. I love Sugar Shane and I'm sorry he got womped.
- Getting locked in an Acura is not as glamorous as it sounds. Thank goodness for big houses!
- Lady Wu will murder your face, and then they'll leave you standing there all dead face while The Pirate Signal rapes your mind. Then they'll let you go home.
- There's a big difference between a "concert" and a "show" either way, if you step on my shoes and/or put your butt on or near me I can assure you, you're begging to get punched.
- Best fucking detour of your life!
- Little tiny body builders with eye patches, who krump in the window at themselves. Need I say more?
- 3 hours of sleep is not nearly enough.
- Running a 5k on 3 hours of sleep and a protein shake is possible. Not recommended, but possible.
- Mom says wearing a motherfucker shirt on mothers day is a bad idea. I disagree.
- You should always give a compliment before you ask for something. This is the logic of my nephew.
Mom: "We call her Vicki, but her real name is Gina."
Vicki: "Ummm my name is TINA!"
Mini: "I finally found out what camel toe means!!! It's when you wear socks with flip flops!"