Mini: They made me Junior Counselor at camp!
Me: That's dope! How did you get that job?
Mini: It's because I'm so good looking I guess.
Me: They don't give people positions of power because they are good looking son.
Mini: Well how did you get your fancy job?
Me: Excuse me!! Maybe because I worked hard and am really good at what I do!
Mini: No.... I'm sure it's just because you're pretty mom.
..... I'm still unsure whether or not I should be offended by this. Either way, my kid is hilarious, and incredibly good looking. We all know where he got those qualities.