Things I do when I can't sleep:
  • Watch TV. Mostly infomercials on a count of that's pretty much all that's on. I kinda like infomercials, they're so super convincing. By the end of the 30 minute time slot I'm absolutely convinced that I cannot live without whatever they're selling. #sucker
  • Facebook it. Which I can assure you is super boring at this hour because everyone else is asleep.
  • Worry about "haunting hour". Dumb. Shout to the assholes that put this one in my head. I cant even get a drink from 3am-4am cos I'm all scared!
  • Paint my nails. I usually end up re-painting them the following day. Sleepy manicures are shitty manicures.
  • Think. This one is the worst. This is not something you wanna do at 3am when no one's around. I come up with all kinda fuck brain ideas.
It's times like these that I wish I smoked weed.

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