While dropping my Minion off at school this morning, we pulled into the parking lane. I usually chill with him till the bell rings, we make fun of the people walking by or just bullshit or whatever. So from the car parked directly in front of us two children emerge. One rather large awkward white girl, and one small dark Indian boy. Obviously an odd combination for one vehicle. I can always count on my dude to state the obvious, and crack me up at the same time!
Mini: "Well..... They're either carpooling, or they're adopted."
This kid is fucking golden.