Beat off

Beats, rhymes, and life.... ok pretty much just beats. But you get the idea. This is happening tonight, and it seriously doesn't happen very often so you should bring your ass. Word.


This was our snow day entertainment. Shit is weird as fuck but I can't get it out of my head, so dude is doing something right.

This shit makes me laugh.


How do you solve a problem?

With a solution. Duh.
This shit is happening on Friday. You should go. Seriously.
Minion: Mom, do you regret any of your tattoos?
Me: Ummmm, probably just the one that says "Till death do us part". Maybe I should have it removed.
Minion: (after a short silence) Don't remove it, as soon as I turn 18 I'm gonna get the same tattoo. It'll be a momma/minion tattoo instead of a marriage one. Cos if youthink about it, we're gonna love each other till we die.
Me: (all teary) Baby, I'm gonna love you even after that.

Now that is LOVE. Happy Valentine's Day!
ex oh ex oh ♥

Smooth Criminal

Lime Crime is officially on it's way to becoming my new favorite makeup line! Aside from the dopest name ever, their product is seriously fucking solid! The packaging is pretty amazing too! There are a few products from the line that I haven't tried yet, but only because they're pretty much always sold out! That's really the only negative thing I can say about this line.
The Velvetine gloss is pretty much one of the the best (not so glossy) lip glosses I've ever tried! It's a matte finish lip gloss with the solid pigmentation of a lipstick. Lasts forevs, and is super soft, not all dry like most matte products! It comes in these two colors!

But I'd have to say my favorite product so far though is the Carousel gloss, which is super duper fucking glosstastic! It's seriously like lowrider candy paint, fleck included! I've only tried the gloss in the "Present" color which is like a deep reddish purple (below). If the other colors are anywhere near as amazing as Present, I can assure you this will be your new favorite too!
So because I'm more of a lipstick/lipgloss kinda girl I always judge a line by their lip products. That's how I decide if I love or hate you. I can officially say that I LOVE this line, no doubt. I'm extra looking forward to trying all of their other products and most likely loving the shit outta them too! Let's hope they are back in stock soon, cos I'm impatient as a motherfucker!

These are some of the other products they offer, go buy some.
You're welcome.


Gotta Have Faith

Ok, so first of all let me begin by saying any fuck for brains that goes around shooting babies is completely fucking evil. Seriously, people these days are losing their shit! Classmate shooting trench coat teenagers, diaper wearing crazy astronaut bitch, bath salt face eater guy, Dark Knight terrible dye job theatre shooter, kidnapping body disassembler guy,  what the fuck is happening these days? People have gone fucking nuts yo! And murking some helpless elementary school kids is especially fucking twisted. I'm sure there is a special place in hell reserved for that dude! Whatever.
On a more positive note, there are still a fuck ton of amazing, caring people left on the planet. So word up for that. It just so happens that a group of these amazing, caring people reside right here in our very own box state. And considering that our state has hosted quite a few of these disgusting tragedies, we've seen the suffering far too close up.
So.... a group of Colorado artists came together on one amazing track dedicated to the victims, survivors, and families of the Sandy Hook tragedy. This group of some of Colorado's heavy hitters clearly put so much love and compassion into this project, and it shows! It's refreshing to see hip hop artists working together to benefit those in need, rather than wasting their energy either gloating on themselves or hating on each other. Nuff said.
The ten minute track titled "Faith In Change",  produced by Boonie Mayfield, features:  Kontrast, Fo Chief, A.V.I.U.S., Rhias, Paul Junior, SP Double, Spoke In Wordz, Champion Sound Killa Black, Role Pley, Juice, Catch Lungs, King Tef, Spellbinder, Myke Charles, Bianca Mikahn, Mr. Midas, and Dent. A legit line up for sure! But seriously the illest part about this project is that all download proceeds go to, an amazing organization working to heal the small Newtown community by way of the arts!
So come up out your pocket, and download the track here. It's only $1, and it's the least we can do to help heal a suffering community. After you download the track, go home and kiss your families, especially your babies! Be grateful they are still around, and appreciate this amazing, delicate life that we've been blessed with. Word.

Because It's Important Ok

Writers Block

Apparently this is happening to me. At one time I had a whole bunch of shit to say. Now I don't really got much. I'll think of things from time to time and I'll be like "oh, I should blog about that" but then I never do. I'm not sure how to fix this, or even what's causing it.
A friend told me it's because "my life isn't as fun". I mean, I guess that could be the case. Also, maybe because I'm really busy. So there's that too I guess. Either way I need to snap the fuck out of it.
I'll work on it, just bare with me.

Wang Thang

My friends are better than your friends, unless you're also friends with my friends, in which case our friends are equally as awesome on a count of we have the same friends.